Turn Yourself On - April 28
Due to the personal nature of our items, all sales are final. (You wouldn’t want us to sell you a product someone else returned, would you?)
BUT. If a toy or lingerie item doesn’t *ahem* please you, let us know at email@example.com, and we’ll give you 20% off on your next purchase within the same product category. For example, if you bought a vibrator, you can get 20% off on a new vibrator. (Don’t worry. We won’t make you explain why you want a different one.)
Please note that you must redeem the discount within 30 days of original purchase on an item of equal or lesser value. If you want a more expensive model, we’ll apply the 20% discount to the value of your initial product.
Contact us at 416-901-9928 (Toll-free 1-866-526-8953) or firstname.lastname@example.org if you require assistance selecting a product.
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All orders come enclosed in unbranded, basic brown shipping boxes like the one in the image to the left. Our shipping partners are not aware of the package contents.
The name 'The Nookie' will not appear anywhere on the external packaging and package contents will not be listed or displayed anywhere on the outside of the box for domestic orders. Shipments to locations outside of Canada do require a customs declaration that may list the contents of your package in general terms (e.g., personal massager).
The Nookie is pleased to offer free expedited shipping within Canada on orders of $70 or more and to the USA on orders of $100 or more. International shipping is $30 for all orders over $100 (sadly, we can't ship internationally for orders less than $100). Please note that orders sent outside of Canada may be subject to duties at the purchaser's expense. We ship Monday to Friday via Canada Post. Orders placed on business days are typically sent within 24 hours. Orders placed on weekends or holidays are prepared the next business day.
Your privacy is of the utmost importance to us. All orders come enclosed in unbranded, basic brown shipping boxes like the one in the image to the left. The name 'The Nookie' will not appear anywhere on the external packaging - only address and tracking information is visible.
Package contents also will not be listed or displayed anywhere on the outside of the box and our shipping partners are not aware of the package contents. (For orders shipping outside of Canada, some exceptions may apply.) See detailed information on our order and shipping privacy measures here.
SHIPPING TIMES (IN BUSINESS DAYS) AND RATES
|Expedited Shipping Within Canada||2 - 7 days||
Orders > $70 = free
Orders < $70 = $10
|Express Within Canada||2 - 3 days||$20|
|Courier (Greater Toronto Area only)||Flexible depending on need||Variable based on location and speed - phone
416-901-9928 for an estimate
|Shipping to the USA||5 - 8 days||
Orders > $100 = free
Orders < $100 = $10
|International Shipping||5 - 30 days||
Orders > $100 = $30
Orders < $100 = not available
*Free Shipping Restrictions: Qualifying purchase amount is before taxes and cannot be combined with other orders.
Shipping windows are estimates. Unfortunately we cannot guarantee delivery times as factors beyond The Nookie's control (weather, traffic, etc) can cause unexpected delays.
A phone number is required for the destination shipping address so our carriers can contact the recipient if required. Delivery is only available Monday through Friday, not including federal and provincial statutory holidays. The Nookie does not ship to PO boxes.
For people choosing our courier option, we will contact you to confirm your availability before sending the package.
Tracking Your Order
We send updates on the status of your order to the email address you provided when placing your order, including when your item(s) ship. Once shipped, you can track your order via Canada Post for domestic orders.
Certain aerosols and alcohol-based products are considered hazardous materials by Transport Canada, and must be shipped using Standard Ground shipping. We'll inform you via email if you request expedited service on a restricted item.
Explore the deeper layers of self love. Beyond chocolate cake and bath bombs, this workshop is all about connecting to your deepest desires and uninhibited self expression. Learn how to get truly intimate with yourself. You will learn how to go deeper than the usual ‘rubbing one out’, and discover how to fuck yourself like the intuitive queen you are.
Covered topics may include:
Becoming friends with yourself
(Because who wants to be fucked by an asshole?)
Self-talk and affirmations
Getting to know your pussy
Making masturbation sacred
Masturbation as self expression
Manifestation powers of orgasm
Cannabis + sex for one
Betty’s Rock N’ Roll slow penetration method
Favourite sex toys
Arrive at The Nookie as early as 7:30 on Saturday, April 28 to browse products and meet the instructor. The workshop runs from 8:00 until 10 pm.
This workshop is taught by Katrina Marie. She's a Sexual Empowerment Coach and Bodysex facilitator. Katrina has been fascinated by sex for as long as she could remember. She graduated from UWO with a BA in Sexuality, spent several years studying midwifery, caught a bunch of beautiful babies, and worked as a doula. But it wasn’t until she found herself in a sexless marriage with no desire that her real sexual awakening began. Katrina came to realize her pussy power in a truly life changing way after attending her first Bodysex Workshop in NYC with notorious badass and 88 year old mother of masturbation, Betty Dodson.
After years of sitting around wishing and hoping for a hotter, more connected sex life, Katrina started making that happen for herself with herself. Her life began to transform in ways she never thought possible. Healing and empowerment were happening in (gasp!) enjoyable ways. Vulnerability + courage started becoming the norm, leading to massive action in all areas of life. Katrina began to envision a world of women who were turned on in this way. Women gathering as sisters and learning to shake off the old, outdated (and frankly, boring AF) story of sexual repression, and bravely stepping into who they came here to be.